I was casually chatting with a friend of mine at work when a woman approached with that needy look in her eye that a customer will get when they feel they must interrupt your conversation even if they have nothing to say.
"Excuse me!" the woman smeetered [smeeter = using a strained, high-pitched vocalization].
Laura and I turned to face a short, stubby woman in bug-eye glasses.
"Is this a DVD?" she asked, indicating a CD she clasped in her sweaty mit.
"No," Laura said. "It's a CD."
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Hahaha. This made me laugh so hard. I'm glad to see I get a mention on the ol' blog, and I had forgotten that very surreal moment. Also, I like your jelly beans.
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